I have no idea what I’m REALLY thinking when I’m on a conference call. My body and my other mind drew this. No help to me whatsoever. What the hell is it?
If your child is showing symptoms of having too much imagination or asks too many questions I have great news for you!
The Children’s ATM bank will soon have them worrying about how much money they have and not whether they can “taste colors”. As a bonus it will make them anxious as to whether or not they will be able to get their money out of it.
Just like a real bank!
Turn them from irritating reminders of your mortality into dull eyed affectless drones, calm on the surface but seething with anxiety beneath.
Finally, an educational toy that actually teaches them a lesson!
I was in the staff kitchen a minute ago and I noticed there is a great big yellow and pink cake in the fridge. It’s the monthly birthday/anniversary cake. It says in girly, cake writing: “Happy Birthday/Anniversary Everybody!”
I had sudden compulsion to eat the whole thing leaving only the box. Then I was going to put a note on it pretending I was sad that ate the whole cake.
Luckily I do not like cake one bit.
He owns 7 homes. But he forgot recently.
Things it’s OK to NOT know how many you have:
Pennies
Socks
Forks (or any cutlery for that matter)
Nails
Screws
Books
Things that is it NOT ok to NOT know how many you have;
Motorised vehicles
Wives
Children
Dollars
HOUSES
In case you were wondering. Hope this helps.
Mr. Ledden has some new songs. Like his other songs these are good songs. You should go and listen to them. That way you won’t miss something worth hearing. Your life will be richer.
Did you miss the link? GO HERE
This is Peenie Weenie’s “friend” Sir Rodney. I believe that he is made of a carved pink pencil eraser and a Pepperami (North Americans, a Pepperami is like a Hot Rod).
Hi everyone! You can guess how excited I’ve been about the Olympics this year!
Wow!
SUPER EXCITED! SO EXCITED I DIDN’T EVEN WATCH ANY! SO EXCITED I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT MICHAEL PHELPS LOOKS LIKE!!!!!!! SO EXCITED I DON”T CARE ONE BIT! SO EXCITED IT’S LIKE I HATE THEM! FOUR YEARS OF IT!
How lucky Londoners are! They will have all kinds of Olympic excitment for the next FOUR YEARS! EXCITING! OLYMPICS! EXCITMENT! OLYMPIC STYLE EXCITMENT!
You poor sods.
I just remembered something else. The logo, oh my, the logo.
Marketing call this morning.
This is one Peenie Weenie’s “friends.” His name is Bug Bug.
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